While I was waiting for my ride at the Las Vegas airport, I settled into some music and a good book. Some old ladies came and sat down by me and wondered what I was reading. I showed them the cover of the book, The Omnivore’s Dilemma. One of the ladies stared at it while making some unintelligible sounds. She finally said (clearly confused), “Oh, is that another language?”.

There was silent hilarity in my brain.