Asher’s got a problem: he’s 3.<\/p>\n
Tonight he was rolling around in bed, talking 3-year old smack. Truman comes downstairs (they share a room) and tells me that “Asher told me, “I’m gonna kill you.”” So I go upstairs and talk to Ashy about that. Kid is hard, though. He don’t crack. No admission whatsoever. Except when I finally say, “Ok, Ashy, what do you need to do?”, expecting an answer like, “I need to go to sleep, dad.” What’s he come back with? “Not kill Truman.”<\/p>\n
Yeah, kid. Don’t kill your brother. And go to sleep now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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