Truman just told me that God can eat 100 waffles without throwing up.
We had this conversation because I’d eaten two waffles and he was checking into how many I could possibly eat. He asked if I could eat eight waffles and I told him that if I ate eight waffles, I’d probably throw up. That’s when I was informed that God has no such limits.
Did Truman say whether God liked round or square waffles?
Didn’t mention it…I’ll ask and report back. My guess is that Truman will look at me like I’m a foolio for asking, then tell me that God has no preference.
I think God likes round waffles, since the circle is the symbol for infiniti. I am more currious to know if he like them with fruit or just syrup, or my favorite, chunky peanut butter and syrup. Bren, you’ll confirm this for me wont you?